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  • Wondering?

    Another of my idle thoughts.

    I was wondering the other day if anybody still sets their dinner table in the good old fashioned way - forks and knives to the left and right and the dessert spoons above, between the others. Maybe you are completely unaware of what used to be the only acceptable way of setting the dining table.

    Is there a conventional way of setting the dining table these days? Possibly in our present day fast foods obesity world, dining tables no longer exist in many homes - yours?

  • Help!


    If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics.

    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........twice a day.

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

    4. Occasionally your car would shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

    7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

    10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.

  • 30 years old and going strong

    This year my conservation group is 30 years old. I have been a member for 24 of those years, many as a chairperson, organiser, fundraiser etc. I met my 2nd husband in the group and many of my group friends also met their partners while getting mucky in the great out doors.
    I started when I came to Derby to train as a nurse. I did some conservation before when I lived in Shropshire between the years of 16 and 18. I would cycle to task, sometimes some distance away, work for the day and cycle home. I haven't been as fit since.
    I met lots of different people in the group outside of nursing. People from all walks of life who kept me grounded.
    My second Christmas in Derby was rough. I had no money as I had paid rent up front when I got my pay and a big (wrong) phone bill came in which I was told I had to pay. This left me with very little but my conservation friend bought me a food parcel and bought me drinks on pub nights. They were there for me. I was never lonely and my friends from those times are still with me.

  • Slim

    'Slim Browser' is by far the best browser of the half dozen or more that I have used. Here is a recommendation that I came across which I fully endorse.

    "I tried Slim Browser because Firefox 3.xx is so incredibly s--l--o--w--w and problematic, and Firefox forum support essentially warns that if you use add-ins or bookmarks you should expect more of the same.

    So far, I find SlimBrowser is to Firefox what the earlier versions of Firefox were to IE. It's VERY fast and stable. Not as configurable as Firefox, but many Firefox features that require add-ins are built in, and Firefox configurability is an unsustainable illusion when add-ins cause it to slow.

    I highly recommmend you try this. You've got nothing to lose, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised."

    Note: I especially enjoy the presentation, the high speed, and the automatic alphabetical listing of 'favourites' which saves lots of time when searching a very long listing.

    List - Slim Browser - on Google and it downloads and is ready to use in only a few moments.

    Get out of that out of that annoying Firefox add-on rut and come alive.

  • Us.

    Yes we are to blame - from 6 May 1961.... 2 of us > 4 children > 8 grandchildren > 5 great-grandchildren = 19 - quite a big family.

    Click for a better look.
    FAMILY

    All told ...... 19 made up of - 10 boys and 9 girls .......... and the usual in-laws - 2 boys and 2 girls......................................... now I've lost count! lol.

  • Warning!

    What do you reckon about these 'flu things'?

  • Harvest Festival

    I used to love harvest festival when I was at school. I was in a church school till I was 11, and we always used to have to take some fruit or vegetables or some such to the harvest festival service, and the church was all decked out with sheaves of corn and "flower" arrangements made with fruit and vegetables.....and we always sang "We plough the fields and scatter" Great hymn that one

  • me and my memories

    I remember a boy called Wolfgang . He didn't seem German , though I knew nothing of where he came from .
    He was not at the same school as me , if he went to school at all .
    He was likeable , and I always made him giggle when I affected a phoney German accent and said ' Ve are in ze prescence of ze great Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart' !
    I and the brothers and sister of a family I knew , in the village I lived in , in the early -mid 70's , sometimes played with him .
    I recall increasingly lurid stories about him , like , that he'd started fires , and that he'd tied a girl to a tree and done things to her .
    Then he disappeared and I never knew what happened to him .

    Fast-forward to the late 1990's , when my ex-partner and I for a while knew a somewhat amusingly eccentric young chap , who , one day , announced that he was off to Nevada , to investigate 'area 51' , the top-secret military facility believed by some to house UFO / Alien technology . Shortly afterwards he vanished off  the radar , and we never saw or heard of him again  .

  • Sniff


    Nothing is more memorable than a smell. A smell can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet it may conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains - another, a moonlit beach - a third, a family dinner of a tasty roast and sweet potatoes.

    Different smells can detonate in our memory like land mines hidden under the weedy mass of years. Hit a tripwire of smell and memories explode all at once. A complex vision leaps out of the undergrowth.

    Ever since childhood my memory has been frequently detonated by the smell of castor oil, a horrible tummy-ache medicine - never forgetting another childhood medicine horror - liquorice powder!

    Possibly others have their never forgotten smell memories.

  • Elvis: Memories

    I found this and thought I'd share it with all you lovely people Enjoy!

    Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind
    Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine

    Quiet thought come floating down
    And settle softly to the ground
    Like golden autumn leaves around my feet
    I touched them and they burst apart with sweet memories,
    Sweet memories

    Of holding hands and red bouquets
    And twilight trimmed in purple haze
    And laughing eyes and simple ways
    And quiet nights and gentle days with you

    Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind
    Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine,
    Memories, memories, sweet memories, memories...

    (Words & music by Bill Strange - Scott Davis)

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